To begin we need to have a very serious discussion of why eating with utensils is so important. Momma says when we eat with utensils it is much cleaner and is good manners. I agree with the manners part but she obviously hasn't eaten with my utensils. I think I'm cleaner with my fingers thank you very much. Oh and don't you like that she forgot my bib... hehehehe.
Next is the all important throw my fork off of my chair so the doggies lick it. This takes serious technique. Don't get upset with yourself if you can't do it right the first time. Try try again, thats my motto. Plus momma always picks it up for me. Now whether she cleans it off every time is another question. 
This is my favorite trick of all and I'm only giving away this gem to my fans. If you shove alot of food in your mouth at once you can pocket the food in your cheeks and keep it there for HOURS. Yep. Its true. I've been known to wake up from my after lunch nap with rice in my cheek. My momma just LOVES it when I do this. 
And finally a look of absolute I'm really really really proud of this mess.
Thats all there is to it folks. You too can create a giant mess on your kitchen table using a fork. Good luck being as cute as me while you do it though. It takes a professional for that.
yours truly,
Eli the handsome guy
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You are SO right that Eli will seem HUGE when the baby comes. Livi and Ava are 18 months apart, and as soon as Ava was born, Livi seemed like a first-grader. Okay, so I might be exaggerating a teensy bit. :)
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