Arrggh

hello to all my peoples. I did not fall of the face of the earth. I actually just started running all across the face of the earth so... I've been busy. Unacceptable I know my fans have been waiting.

I'm a pirate four hours a day now. See...
Please excuse the lack of focus... I'm basically a blur in life right now zipping from one place to another so my momma has a hard time getting my face un blurrified.

I'm telling you about being a pirate because I have a funny story about being a pirate. Momma took me to a park a few weeks ago and I was playing with some friends I made there, one of which was a cute blonde (what can I say I dig blondes?) who seemed to be really checking me out. She was a bit older than me (3ish?) we played on the playground for quite some time and the whole time I could tell she really thought I was handsome, she would just study my face for a minute and then go on playing. Later when we were eating lunch my momma overheard my new friend asking her momma, "Momma I think that little boy LOOSED his eyeball!!!". To which her mother told her that really I was just a pirate who wears an eye patch and her response was, "Nope, I think he LOOSED it."

So if anyone can find my loosed eyeball it would be greatly appreciated if you could return it. In the mean time I'm practicing my aRrrgh.

Love to the fans, and the blondes, and the older chicks,
Elijah black beard one eye peg leg and all things Pirate-ey

P.S. anyone have a pirate halloween costume?